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Should you happen to send Girl Scout cookies to an infantry battalion, and should a variety of those cookies be described on the box as "crunchy, fudge-coated treats," well then yes, the infantrymen who receive the said cookies will, in fact, proceed to make jokes about their butts and what's inside their butts and how you're gonna, heh, eat what's inside their butts. It's just, you know, where it goes. For example:

"Hey, Smith, want some fudge-coated treats?" (Pause.) "They're in my butt."

Extra points for finishing the joke without laughing.

posted by Chris Bray @ 3:55 AM