and starring the al-qassam brigades as lucy van pelt
(Fist jabs Israeli boxer in the face, three quick taps.)Israeli Boxer: That son-of-a-bitch hit me! I'm gonna throw a MASSIVE ROUNDHOUSE so he can NEVER HIT ME AGAIN!!!
(Israeli boxer draws his fist waaaaay back, swings wildly. Opposing boxer slips out of the way, then slides in and delivers three quick jabs to the Israeli boxer's face.)
Israeli Boxer: That son-of-a-bitch hit me! I'm gonna throw a MASSIVE ROUNDHOUSE so he can NEVER HIT ME AGAIN!!!
(Israeli boxer draws his fist waaaaay back, swings wildly. Opposing boxer slips out of the way, then slides in and delivers three quick jabs to the Israeli boxer's face.)
Israeli Boxer: That son-of-a-bitch hit me! I'm gonna throw a MASSIVE ROUNDHOUSE so he can NEVER HIT ME AGAIN!!!
(Israeli boxer draws his fist waaaaay back, swings wildly. Opposing boxer slips out of the way, then slides in and delivers three quick jabs to the Israeli boxer's face.)
Israeli Boxer: That son-of-a-bitch hit me! I'm gonna throw a MASSIVE ROUNDHOUSE so he can NEVER HIT ME AGAIN!!!
(Israeli boxer draws his fist waaaaay back, swings wildly. Opposing boxer slips out of the way, then slides in and delivers three quick jabs to the Israeli boxer's face.)
Israeli Boxer: That son-of-a-bitch hit me! I'm gonna throw a MASSIVE ROUNDHOUSE so he can NEVER HIT ME AGAIN!!!
(Israeli boxer draws his fist waaaaay back, swings wildly. Opposing boxer slips out of the way, then slides in and delivers three quick jabs to the Israeli boxer's face.)
Israeli Boxer: That son-of-a-bitch hit me! I'm gonna throw a MASSIVE ROUNDHOUSE so he can NEVER HIT ME AGAIN!!!
(Israeli boxer draws his fist waaaaay back, swings wildly. Opposing boxer slips out of the way, then slides in and delivers three quick jabs to the Israeli boxer's face.)
Israeli Boxer: That son-of-a-bitch hit me! I'm gonna throw a MASSIVE ROUNDHOUSE so he can NEVER HIT ME AGAIN!!!
(Israeli boxer draws his fist waaaaay back, swings wildly. Opposing boxer slips out of the way, then slides in and delivers three quick jabs to the Israeli boxer's face.)
Israeli Boxer: That son-of-a-bitch hit me! I'm gonna throw a MASSIVE ROUNDHOUSE so he can NEVER HIT ME AGAIN!!!
(Israeli boxer draws his fist waaaaay back, swings wildly. Opposing boxer slips out of the way, then slides in and delivers three quick jabs to the Israeli boxer's face.)
Israeli Boxer: That son-of-a-bitch hit me! I'm gonna throw a MASSIVE ROUNDHOUSE so he can NEVER HIT ME AGAIN!!!
(Israeli boxer draws his fist waaaaay back, swings wildly. Opposing boxer slips out of the way, then slides in and delivers three quick jabs to the Israeli boxer's face.)
Person in Audience: Man, that Israeli boxer is tough as nails! The other guy in the ring would never dare to hit him again!
posted by Chris Bray @ 11:34 AM
3 Comments:
Does this idiocy have a point Chris? I didn't think so. So you don't like the Jews huh? I can hardly wait to read your prison diary.
By the way, you published personal data about me on your blog without my permission, info that is both false and libelous and exposes me to physical danger, PLUS it has cost me business and I have lost actual money from it, so I have been financially damaged.
I am going to sue you Chris. And since you posted this info using your employer's computer at work, that makes your employer liable. I trust he has insurance.
I'll tell you what Chris, I'll settle out of court for a quick payment of $5,000 and your removing the private info.
If this doesn't happen, I will be contacting UCLA since you seem to be blogging in their name and also naming them in the lawsuit.
You coward, someone posted your personal info on my blog and I removed it immediately and warned the person not to do it again. You repay me by posting my commercial and professional information, totally unrelated to our debate, just for the purpose of damaging me.
Well it worked. I am damaged. And now I seek redress.
If you have an attorney, feel free to have him contact me directly.
I warned you before, you don't know what you're dealing with. I can and I will sue.
You're adorable. Dumb as a post, but adorable.
Oh Chris knows of where he speaks! He's spent time in the US Army--you know, the one that's spent the better part of the past six years massacring civilians because they're either too lazy or too incompetent to fight poorly armed Iraqi jihadis.
You have to forgive him--he has no idea what real warfighters look like.
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